Friday Favorites (Saturday Edition): Daily Kale

If you're not following @daily_kale on Twitter, you're life is at least 50% less funny.  The kale jokes just never get old.  Here is a sampling of my personal faves:

#MileyCyrus needs to eat more delicious and nutritious kale, it contains manganese which can significantly increase brain function
— Kale (@daily_kale) August 26, 2013

@kimrhodes4real @mishters My name is Kale and I am here to provide vitamins, cardiovascular support and add enthusiasm to your swag.
— Kale (@daily_kale) August 24, 2013

And also this one:

Spider in your bed? Vitamin-packed kale gives you the energy and strength needed to burn down your house and move to new spider-free home
— Kale (@daily_kale) August 24, 2013

You're welcome.